Tuesday, December 23, 2008

CHEESE AND RICE

The cowboy images of President Bush, chopping wood and wearing sturdy work gloves in Crawford, have already been replaced by images of a presidential surfer dude. Obama, pictured shirtless and stepping out of the ocean, looks more like Daniel Craig in a Bond poster than John Wayne. And YES - I refuse to post the more complementary picture.
This was the leading story this morning on the TODAY Show.
WOW BIG F'Ning WOW-- PUSH THIS TO THE SIDE
Bad weather has left hundreds of travelers trying to get to and from the West Coast stuck in airports and bus stations. Today, several inches of snow are expected in Chicago which could slow down even more people traveling around the country ahead of Christmas.
( I found that one funny considering the whole Global warming thing and the fat woman, stranded at the airport, claiming she has been in the same clothes for three days --WHAAAA!)
DALLAS (AP) - There's a manhunt in the Dallas area as authorities look for the person who shot and killed two motorists and injured another during rush hour last night. 3 of the four vehicles shot at were 18-wheelers.( I do not need to know why, I just need to know police or a citizen kills him)
WASHINGTON (AP) - The third quarter's gross domestic product and new and existing home sales figures for November are all due out today. None of the news is expected to be good, and it comes up against an already bleak economic landscape -- October's new home sales were the lowest in nearly 18 years.( This happens EVERY winter)
ATLANTIC CITY, N.J. (AP) - Some Muslims say there will be even less trust in the U.S. government after five Muslim immigrants were convicted of scheming to attack U.S. soldiers at Fort Dix. A Council on American-Islamic Relations executive says some in the Muslim community will see it "as a case of entrapment." (YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING ME)
NEW DELHI (AP) - In an effort to lower tensions with neighboring Pakistan, India's prime minister says "nobody wants war." The rivals have seen tensions increase since the Mumbai attacks. (REALLY)
GOD HELP US--hope Dear Leader Chairman MaObama doesn't step on a jelly-fish.
Since J.C.'s birthday is around the corner that's the reason for the Cheese and Rice.

Maybe I have been wrong --Obama on the beach is a much happier moment in time!

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